standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

stand off half

Rugby player who plays stand off half usually Can’t fill out his shirt and is the Only player who can kick for shit but is also a right knob head. They range from 170cm to 180cm.

Their a proper stand off half they are.

by Average brummie69 August 8, 2024

Milk Stand

When you and some friends cum in a girl, she does a handstand, you shake her up and then equip straws and drink the milkshake in her pussy.

Ben: Hey bro, me and my girlfriend are gonna make a milk stand later. wanna come?
Tom: hell yeah dude.

by Smokegrasseataass August 8, 2022

big word stand for monkeys evolution

yea

big word stand for monkeys evolution kill your self

by peniscum123 March 17, 2023

Standing-Tiger

When a man lifts up his sexual partner to eat her pussy while standing. Usually leaning woman on wall for support.

“Yo Spenny…? I just performed the Standing-Tiger on this broad last night.”

by LigmaButWhole December 19, 2023

American Stand-off

When 4 or more people are pointing weapons at each other ready for action.

I thought it was a group of friends at a party, it turned out to be an American stand-off!!

by Kanaryellow901 July 21, 2025

Standing On Business

A saying commonly used in the Black American (Soulaan) community to express the serious of one’s beliefs or, actions.

1. When it comes to maintaining my reputation, I stands on business.

2. He thought I was going to stay quiet about the situation, but I was standing on business.

by SoulaaniSpeaks November 26, 2024