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english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.
I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.
by Colonel Stinkwater April 19, 2018
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Philly Handshake

Receiving a hand job while in Philadelphia where the woman simply holds on to the shaft of your dick.
I went home with this girl when i was in philly. It sucked all i got was a philly handshake.
by tex spade May 3, 2010
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Emergency Handshake

A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.
"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
by Gloomhaven March 3, 2010
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Spanish handshake

Definition of a weak, disgusting wet hand that a short, brownish guy wants to give you. One of the tips how you can understand that he is a PIDOR.
Wow, his handshake is so weak, he is probably from Spain. It`s his Spanish handshake.
by lkostyan1302 April 24, 2018
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Tennessee Handshake

Sitting on your hand until it's numb and then proceeding to using the other one to jerk off with the numb hand.
Jessie said she was too tired last night so I gave myself a Tennessee handshake, it's pretty much the same thing.
by Kinney Olaso August 18, 2024
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Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.
dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.
by Steve0004 March 13, 2025
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Fingering Handshake

When giving a handskade, you put your middle and index finger into the other persons hand and "finger" it

Meaning: it means that you wanna have sexual intercourse with the person you're doing it to, if they do it back, it means they are in on it
(fingering handshake)

I finger handshaked Jenny and she also wanted to fuck!
by XxBreadmakerxX April 3, 2018
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