by JUSTANOTHERBBLPRINCESS March 14, 2025
Get the EXmug. Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. National Message To Your Ex Day is on February 15th and is the day you can leave a message about your ex on any social media saying something positive or negative because
It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex
It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex
On National Message To Your Ex Day I’m going to say what Lil Uzi said in his song Sideline Watching(Hold Up) my ex “ain’t got no respect, they break up with a text”
by I’m a YouTuber February 17, 2020
Get the National Message To Your Ex Daymug. by abusedthem May 26, 2024
Get the exemug. someone who you never dated and never liked you but you have eternal claim over them. anyone else involved with this ex is homewrecking.
person 1: "wtf did u see marisa is talking to TWO of my ex boyfriends"
person 2: "ummmm didn't u guys like talk for maybe a week"
person 1: "whatever marisa's still a fake bitch I don't know if I can be friends with a snake like that".
person 2: "ummmm didn't u guys like talk for maybe a week"
person 1: "whatever marisa's still a fake bitch I don't know if I can be friends with a snake like that".
by fawthy December 23, 2021
Get the exmug. by so do y’all talk June 11, 2023
Get the National Ex Daymug. by ur moms gay :3 December 16, 2021
Get the Exmug.