The taint trail is as implied: your halfway between the ultimate quest of a new discovery v.s. eating shit and taking a back seat.
by Redriquez September 14, 2022
Ewwww. Did you hear when jax smelled Aaron's taint. I heard he liked it to. Jax is such a taint smeller that likes cock rubbed in his taint.
by Tylermcnabb February 12, 2015
When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018
When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.
by Kungfud00d January 26, 2014
The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.
by Titanthetainttickler March 10, 2019
by theassman February 18, 2018
The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.
Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds
Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds
Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds
Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
by Goon goddess May 27, 2024