Taint Brush

When a man, in a joking often juvenile fashion, grabs his penis and lifts upwards allowing his taint and ballsack open range to explore. He then runs his often covered up area between the frank and beans and applies, in a painting fashion of back and forth, over the face of the inebriated man or woman of his choice

Hey Jackson that was a great party last night but I saw Conner flirting with Tiffany before passing out in the living room-I've got to go work and use the taint brush on that bastard!

by WarMachine881 August 26, 2017

Taint Gurgler

Guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts.

Have you seen that guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts? He’s totally a taint gurgler.

by Mommasboiii January 17, 2021

Chattahoochee taint splash

A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.

I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.

by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023

Taint•O•Honey

Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.

“I could use dessert”

“You want some of Bourbons Mike’s Taint•O•Honey?”

“Hell yeah, gimme that shit!”

by BourbonMike March 1, 2025

Taint-a-Lade

Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!

Aye Coopdawg pass me the motha fuckin taint-a-lade

by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024

Turkey Taint

That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.

"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"

by adsfghhnj January 2, 2022

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012