A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away
by Dighneaubendah October 24, 2006
Get the table brush mug.To confirm a statement. Snoop Dogg does use this but I believe Bishop Don Magic Juan originated it but it is used as a synonym for Church or chuuch or Preach. Other examples would be things like "real talk" or "Word." As to strongly confirm a statement or idea.
by Yung Sock May 29, 2017
Get the Tabernacle mug.The Toledo Tablecloth is primarily used to score revenge or payback and is similar to a Texas Doily. The Toledo Tablecloth is best deployed over an end table or other small decorative table. Once deployed, a rapid exit from the location where it has been laid should be made so as to leave the tablecloth behind for furture discovery.
To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.
To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.
Unfortunately, Roger got off from work early and decided to drop by his girlfriend Mary Ann's house and surprise her. To Roger's dismay, he crept in only to find Mary Ann having sex with her neighbor Carl. Roger walked in just as Carl was diggning in the garden. Rather than becoming enraged, Roger did not disrupt their doggie style play and left the room. He copped a squat in the living room and laid a fresh, wet shart in his grunders. He then created The Toledo Tablecloth on Mary Ann's brand new Rooms To Go end table. He quickly left the house so he could clean up his sticky crack corn at a nearby 7-11.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014
Get the The Toledo Tablecloth mug.A very beautiful girl with blue eyes and long curly hair. A girl any man would be fortunate to have. Sweet, affectionate, and passionate person who loves family and friends. Smart, witty, great sense of humor with a twist of sarcasium from time to time. Fun to be around. You are very luck if you ever meet a Tabatha.
by jokeyjokemaker February 15, 2010
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Being bull headed and pulling a tabatha.
by Lovestowin December 19, 2016
Get the Tabatha mug.this is when you are having sex doggy style and right before you ejaculate you knock the womans arms out from under her causing her to fall like a broken table, which usually causes her to tighten up her muscles making your nut that much more enjoyable.
by S. Vile September 19, 2006
Get the broken table mug.The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.
by Ra'':aquel May 26, 2008
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