When you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.
Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
Inspired by Stefon from Saturday Night Live, who coined the term Subway Sleeping Bag.
The train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so I got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!
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