Ninja spider

A very big fucking spider that runs like a fucking ninja

I just killed a fucking ninja spider

by PurpleOwl22 March 26, 2019

Motionless Sidestroke

This is the act of attempting to do a sidestroke but failing so miserably that one ends up motionless in the water.

Girl 1: "Have you seen Hannah's sidestroke?"
Girl 2: "Yeah it's the motionless sidestroke."
Hannah: "Do you like my swimming?"

by Depressed Nugget August 20, 2019

The spider-man

Different from The spiderman, The spider-man is a sex move which is a variation on the classic "yeet" in which the given partner forms their hand into the spiderman web slinger shape. Once the shape is made you fling yourself into your partners vaginal opening using your ring and middle finger and then using the girls vagina to propel yourself forward. This move is popular among lesbian porn stars.

"I didn't tell my girlfriend that I was gonna do the spider-man and now she is mad."

by Soodermoon September 13, 2019

Japanese spider crab

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.

OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...

by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020

jelly spider pancake

When you break every single bone in somebodies body.

"If you so much as leave a scratch on my wife I will break every single one of your bones till you are nothing but a jelly spider pancake"

by idk man red kinda sus October 6, 2020

Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack

“Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”

by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021

Superior Spider-Man

When Doctor Octopus swap minds with Peter Parker until He regain his body back proven that Otto could never be Spider-man in the first place.

The Superior Spider-man divided the fans well.

by Scott the Anchor baby September 14, 2021