Chelsey Skippen

Loves to be petty, as she vents. Small but big temper (big dick energy). Pulls all nighters and expects to still be alive the next 5 years. Relies on ice caps and Oliver Moy to feed her the softness she needs. Basic white bitch. 95% of her vocabulary is fuck. CUM and get that tea sis, it's especially hot tea around her. ;)

Great dancer and can very honest with you. Loyal and compassionate. Can get competitive.

Have you seen this crazy girl!? Oh that must be Chelsey Skippen

Thats our girl chelsey.

ITS CHELSEY NOT CHELSEAA

by Bigdickenergyboi January 9, 2019

Brad skipper

A stoughton legend who loves minions and “smoke weed every day”. Has a one inch weewee and has 2 inch balls.

I Brad skipper am going to drop an Andrew Lyons in the bathroom

by Skipenstein November 24, 2019

Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.

The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.

by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019

Damn Skippy

"Damn Skippy" is an older version of "Fuckin A" or "Word." It is usually a reply to a concise statement summarizing a troublesome situation.

as in, "This fire is gonna spread and we need a plan." 'Damn skippy we do.'

(appropriate reply: damn skippy, fuckin a, word, you KNOW it.)

by vapormissile February 8, 2020

Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.

Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping

by timyord June 6, 2020

Rim Skipper

when your trying to give a rimjob and your tongue keeps slipping into the anal cavity

bro my girl wanted a rimjob but I kept being a rim skipper

by AmpedApex July 7, 2020

Chicky Skipper

An alternative name for Chicken Nugget made up by Gus Johnson. Nuggets of gold are a claw a chunk of gold. wing should be called and a chicken nugget should be called a chicky skipper.

'Bro, do you want to get some chicken nuggets?' 'You mean chicky skippers?'

by OraNGe_spicerack July 25, 2020