Alois Schicklgruber

Alois is a massive chad (in fact almost the defenition) and the father to an extraordinary fighter, Adolphus. Alois was so much of an alpha male that he even married a girl to fall in love with another only for the first to be left dead so Alois was allowed to marry the other girl he was in a relationship with. Alois was so alpha that when his second wife was sickening and dying, he impregnated his very own cousin!

Alois Schicklgruber is such a chad, I wish I was like his son.

by trog platano drip2hard October 27, 2020

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Dysphoric Shock

When someone of a fluid transgender identity realizes they've "switched over"; when someone comes out of denial of their trans identity.

I was talking my friend about masculinity the other day, and I realized I felt like a man again. I about had a panic attack from the dysphoric shock".

by ajgfnsjgbrgje December 3, 2020

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zero shock

In the career of any successful trader/private equity investor, there comes a moment when the amount of money risked on single trades starts to far exceed what individuals outside of the financial industry generally handle on a year to year basis. When said trader/investor first crosses this threshold, he stands at risk of suffering from 'zero shock', as the number of zeros in the checks he writes may be more money than his father earned in a year, or in a lifetime.

Tommy wrote his first $1,000,000 check last week, to participate in a series B financing. He got a touch of zero shock as he signed the line and tore the check free. "This is the life we chose", he muttered, passing the check onwards.

by Don's Johnson June 12, 2021

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