dry roasting

Dick in the pussy, in the ass and one in the mouth.

Jamie and his friends gave his sister a dry roasting

by Spongebob 69 May 5, 2018

Lager Spit Roast

An adapted drink ordered at pubs and clubs, often for those with a low tolerance to alcohol who do not want to order a shandy and face ridicule by their companions. Other potential reasons for ordering include hair of the dog and recent illness.

Ordering a beer in a lemonade sandwich format with the bottom and the top of the beer being given a bit of lemonade.

Also referred to as a Fister Spit Roast in Southern England Regions.

Bartender: What can I get you mate?
Nice Guy: Yeah, can I get 3 Fosters, a Strongbow Dark Fruits, a Rum 'n' Coke and...Matt, what did you want again?
Matt: A Fosters top and bottom please
Nice Guy: I'm not ordering that.
Bartender: It's fine. One Lager Spit Roast coming up.

by Sue P November 30, 2018

U are trash lol roasted

The term most commonly heard from 1st graders and people on the Xbox like Micah.
Also used to describe Eli’s win percentage
A kid who is talking about himself while chewing on tidepods

Eli: lol you are trash Micah
Micah: just like your win percentage get it, it’s trash lol roasted.
Eli: Lol U are trash lol roasted

by NoobScrub February 19, 2019

boston butt roast

A cut of pork roast from the hind end of a pig

My wife makes a delicious boston butt roast for Sunday dinner on special occasions

by FahQuewDewd April 5, 2021

roasted sweet chestnuts

Ohjiro's favorite.

Ohjiro: "Thank you father. These are my favorite." -_-

by Jolt327 June 2, 2004

spit roast

To give or to make a spit roast to a woman, means to have oral sex with her by licking her clit and vagina.

One spit roast and your headache is gone.
Shall I give ya a spit roast?

by Ariel T. Spinner May 30, 2006

Spit Roast

woman is giving a man head. when he is about to finish, he begins giving her an indian-rub on the back of her neck. As he gets closer, the man rubs harder to signal his excitement level while occassionally teasing the indian-burn with his spit. When it is time to go, he pulls out and fires on the back of the neck.

see also: burnt spit roast and firey spit roast

Luann's neck burnt as she garggled her boyfriend's dick. She quivered, Spit Roast Tuesdays where her favorite. As the burn increased, she new he was getting ready. Fortunately, her neck was cooled when he pulled out and blasted his white sauce on the back of her roasting neck.

by chickbasher101 December 9, 2008