hat in the ring

Get in on a huge blowout family argument

Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.

Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?

Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.

Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.

Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.

by cut the cards March 12, 2023

ring job

simalar to a rim job, the person sticks their tongue inside the asshole representing a ring.

peron 1;Ashlee gave me a ring job last nnight it was amazing!

by Emily ALeon January 13, 2008

clit ring

a small piece of jewelry that hangs from the hood of the vagina, and is constantly moving against the clit.

no example needed. Any woman with one might as well wear a big sign that says
"ITS ALL ABOUT ME" or "SELFISH SLUT"

by the pretender October 21, 2003

skating ring

A place to talk; or skate.

Somebody: "Wanna go to the skating ring?"

Me: "Ahhh Too many kids."

by Kevin September 18, 2004

the red ring of death

the ring of blood at the base of the penis after sex with a girl on her period

pulled out and had the red ring of death on my penis

by MoronBrother March 8, 2010

kiss the ring

Euphemism for licking or kissing the rectal opening. Historical reference includes kissing the king's hand as a tribute or gesture of thanks, in return for being granted special access or position.

"We won't be allowed to do this until we 'kiss the ring'"

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 1, 2011

the ring 2

One of the shittiest moves of all time. The ring 2 was fucking crap people. Samara looked like a fucking man and it generally had a shit story line. There is no scarey parts at all, not even one. There are times when you can tell they've tried to make it a bit scarey, but failed miserably. I saw it once, and believe me once is enough. I would rather lick glass out of my anus than see that again.

do NOT see the ring 2!!!

by Fanni April 14, 2006