Pud

Someone who only participates in one activity.

Joe is such a pud, he only plays soccer!

by Copper_fambo April 21, 2020

Christmas pudding

When you defecate on a girl's breasts, cum on it, and decoratively place a holly leaf on top

Steven: Yo bro that house party last night was WILD
John: Yeah, did you see my christmas pudding on that one chick?

by itsyourfavouriteboyever March 10, 2018

road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.

He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.

by DiggingBear November 4, 2021

gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

pud muffin

Means a muffin that's got a little bit of penis cream in it. Usually a vagina.

My pud muffin is so creamy after having so much sex with wyatt g.

by Tiffanylfudge May 11, 2018

shaggy pudding

When you look like a fine cup of snack packs

Why don't you call me shaggy pudding anymore

by I broke my Achilles December 7, 2017

Pud

To be called ‘pud’ is to be called a lazy and/or weak person. ‘Pud’ is someone who sits on the couch all day and does nothing, they can also be that person who doesn’t put much effort into anything.

Girl: Hey you pud! Get off the couch.
Guy: Why are you so mean.
Girl: Because you’re being lazy and need to get up.

by Hijklmno August 14, 2024