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pitty piss

Going to the bathroom with someone just because you feel sorry for them.
When the new girl comes to school and thinks it's cute to ask a group of girls to accompany her to the john. This is probably the most common example of the pitty piss.
by yourexbff September 30, 2009
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Pittyswains

1. Noun: Suspect stains, normally dried sperm or sex stains but can be used for any unidentified stain. May be on any surface, though fabric is usually more permanent.

2. Verb: The act of making stains that will later be suspect to a party at a later time. -ed -ing -s
1. Oh, dude. This motel room is full of pittyswains.

2. Sorry man, me and this girl totally pittyswained all over the back seat of your car last night.
by S. P. D. July 19, 2010
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patty flower

A psychedelic mushroom that grows from a cow patty (cow dung).
Dude, look at that pile of cow shit. I think that's a patty flower we can boil and trip on.
by eternalmicrobe May 12, 2012
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Pooty Pearl

A tightly wound ball of semi-biomass made out of the compression of underwear lint, public hair, various vaginal matter and fecal matter that acts as an emulsifier. Commonly found in the underwear of unkempt women between the vagina and anus.
We were totally hooking up, but when I took off her underwear a shit ton of pooty pearls came tumbling out! So so sick.
by WankKing September 3, 2013
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Potted

1. The midpoint between attractive and munted.
2. Average looking , nothing special.
Guy1. Wait wasn't she munted though.
Guy2. Nah she wasn't , just potted
by M.O'queef May 25, 2016
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Potted

1. The midpoint between attractive and munted.
2. Average looking , nothing special.
Guy1. Wait wasn't she munted though.
Guy2. Nah she wasn't , just potted
by M.O'queef May 25, 2016
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Petty clap

An enthusiastic clap of one hand clapping the wrist while throwing shade.
These girls think twerking is dancing so I gave them the petty clap.
by Chadd Bryant May 16, 2016
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