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Kiddy pool

When you cum and it shoots into your bellybutton and you leave your kids to swim around.
Yo, dude I just made a kiddy pool
by Head sus r sus July 17, 2021
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Ben Poole

by BEN POOLE November 22, 2023
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Kiddy pool

Kiddy pool - The name you call a a chick when they got more bodies then a cemetery
by Trippie tremmor 69 February 10, 2020
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pool table betty

some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching
pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.
by erwtqw March 21, 2008
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Pool Whisperer

The guy that when you're playing pool gives unsolicited advice to you even though he plays worse than you.
Here comes Danny's to be the Pool Whisperer again. I hate THAT guy.
by mobiledick July 16, 2022
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Ethan Poole

Your local stupid asian friend that you met from another friend in middle school.
Damn, that guy is an Ethan Poole!
by baconbob6969 March 3, 2022
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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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