phantom itch

A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel

Her: woah I just felt a phantom itch

Him: whoops that was mec

by Rahhhsquid June 21, 2024

Jump on the Phantom Train

To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.

by SolidLiquidSolidusNakedVenom June 23, 2014

The Phantom of the Nutsack

When a man stretches his nut sack latitudinally across his partners face, as to reveal only one eye, half their nose and half their mouth. (The purpose of which is to mimic the mask that the phantom of the opera uses to shield the hideous misshapen side of his face). Upon doing so, he is then required to sing aloud:🎼 “the phaaaaaantom of the nut sack is there...atop your face”🎼

Did you give them the Roman Solider or the Phantom of the Nutsack?

by Val Wenzler March 30, 2021

Phantom Charge

When you plug your charger into your phone, only to realize later that you never actually plugged the charger into an outlet.

I didn't know why my battery was at 2%, until I realized that I phantom charged it

by boi_in_a_band October 30, 2019

Phantom Clock Hit

The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.

"You bitch, you pulled a Phantom Clock Hit?!?!?"

by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025

Phantom Information

Statements, beliefs, logical entailments, or intentions falsely attributed to someone—especially during debates or arguments—that were never actually expressed. Phantom information is almost always unintentional, stemming from the person's ignorance and inability to fully comprehend an argument or a stance.

Debater A: “You like cats better than dogs, therefore it would logically follow that you hate dogs!"
Debater B: “I never said that. You've hallucinated phantom information.”

by Ameizo August 28, 2025

ghost phantom

When you take a poo but there is no evidence

Leaving you to question... “Did I actually poo?”

Ghost: When there is no skid on the TP

Phantom: When the log goes straight down the pipe without flushing

Side note: You better put that toilet paper straight back. It’s still pristine. Think about the environment.

OMG! I did a Ghost Phantom!

by Lil’ Chance of being a Rapper September 9, 2020