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Perfect Piss

The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.
Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!
by fitz6278 October 2, 2011
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ok perfect

When something doesn’t go your way and you have nothing to say.
by Unicorn frappuccino November 28, 2022
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beyond perfect

something that isn’t comparable to anything else. something that changes the meaning of perfect.
Guy: whoa have you seen that girl? she’s beyond perfect
Other guy: oh you mean that girl Lois? yeah she is
by Doseful May 3, 2020
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Pandemic-perfect

A style of dressing in which your face is covered with a mask and you are wearing gloves.
That mask. Those gloves. Dang. Get it, baby. You are pandemic-perfect.
by LeggingsAndBeets March 22, 2020
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Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.
Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.
by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006
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Frame Perfect

A trick in many games (Smash Bros, Geometry Dash, almost anything speedrunning) that involves making inputs in a single frame.
Basically just a really hard timing.
That frame perfect is really hard to pull off.
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Jeni Perfect

A woman who is the most beautiful in any setting. & incredibly smart, debate her at your own risk she will make you look like you have a reserved seat on short bus.

(Man) “Holy moly who is that woman that just arrived”?

(everyone) “That’s Jeni Perfect”! “Duh”!

(man) “She’s beyond stunning! Wow she owns the world rocking those hot white shorts”!

(everyone) “Dude she owns the world period! She rocks only Hot! Every other woman is jealous & knows not to stand too close to Jeni Perfect unless they want to get pwned in the beauty department, crowds of admirers will shout “hey lady quit embarrassing yourself. move from our line of sight to Jeni Perfect, we’re doing you a favor for real” “Every guy who catches glimpse of her will wake up tomorrow & start working out etc

(man) “her man is the luckiest in the world, is he kool”!

(everyone) he used drugs. Adios.

(man) “How could a man be so dumb? Is he retarded or something “?

(everyone) the dumbest man & biggest fool. Used meth & from being hers to being an asshole & crazy as fuck weirdo. Heard he’s turned it around . You imagine being that dumb”?

(man) a man that stupid ought to do nothing but turn it around! If I was kool enough to be with Jeni Perfect I’d never make that mistake, bet it haunts him”

(everyone) acted like monster so ihe should feel haunted. Fuck him”

(man) “wow, you think she ever thinks of him? the worlds dumbest man?

(everyone) sucks to be him. SOBER only chance the fool got.
Seeing Jeni Perfect you realize perfection does exist & it’s jealous of her too!
by sober.clean.sane.forevermore January 28, 2019
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