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Pale potato

Someone with very pale skin yet a Devine peel
by Palepotato May 5, 2017
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Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.
A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."
by SendingPizza August 29, 2018
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Potato party

When you get the right kind of fucked up at a great party and have a great night
Today was a potato party unlike last weekend without llamas
by Jeef2998 June 11, 2018
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Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.
I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.
by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017
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potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...
SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.
by The Rek-r November 21, 2019
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Misty Potato

A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by
I was on my way to the Bauers' house when I stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato
by GenWT January 26, 2017
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potato skins

The left over shit stuck to the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush
After you punished my toilet, I had to scrub the potato skins off the bowl.
by Joseph (ADC) January 26, 2008
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