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Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.
A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."
by SendingPizza August 29, 2018
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potato room

The gap, big enough to securely store a potato, created by misfitting jeans when the waistband does not meet one's back due to being disrupted by an especially convex badonk. The bane of existence to pants-wearing bedonked folk, it can be measured by the number of potatoes one can store in the consolingly handy storage space. The variety of said potatoes is entirely up to the interpreter's imagination.
Jane: I really like these jeans, but they just don't fit!
John: But they have to fit -they're in your size and everything.
Jane: Nope. Too much potato room.
John: Ah.
Jane: Damn my deliciously plump ass.
by fufupop December 5, 2012
mugGet the potato roommug.

Undercover Potato

"Wait, you're the undercover potato!" screamed the kittens.
by Pigeon of the Rain November 3, 2019
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meh the potato

1. meh the potato is 4 foot lmao
2. she is doe
by ZiadTheDReAMMMMM October 5, 2020
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Potato God

The CFO of the Salted Fish Community Services, aka Chief Finance Officer. She is the second most powerful god in the Universe.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Potato God?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: (transforms into potato god) GO TO HELL WITH THE SALT GOD! DON'T REST IN PEACE!
by SFCS SUPREMACY November 30, 2021
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Hot Potato

When you pass around the bong quickly so the weed stays lit. This eliminates the need to keep relighting the bowl, as well as preventing anyone in the rotation from hogging it. Playing hot potato leads to a fast pace and intense smoke sesh which will get everyone very high, especially if you try to finish the bowl in record time.
*After packing the bowl*
Guy 1: "Aye bro, you tryna play some hot potato with this one?"

Guy 2, already stoned: "Yes."
by peepeepoopooman February 8, 2020
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potato skins

The left over shit stuck to the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush
After you punished my toilet, I had to scrub the potato skins off the bowl.
by Joseph (ADC) January 26, 2008
mugGet the potato skinsmug.

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