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Bus driver

by Fishbreath1957 April 16, 2019
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Sick driver

Someone called obi in a Skoda driving round the hard enz with his boys in surrey
Oi oi I’m a sick driver like Obi
by Dr cool boy July 13, 2019
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Celebrity Driver

(Verb): when there is more than 1 person in the vehicle and the vehicle is being steered by an individual other than the driver.
Heather is a better celebrity driver than an actual driver.
by Drew bear April 28, 2013
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driver daddy

are you being a passenger princess today? nah, I’m driver daddy today.
by mmcarp February 10, 2024
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Mazda 2 Driver

Mazda 2 Drivers (noun):
The official car of men who peaked in Year 10 and still think redlining in a 1.5L engine means something. Often spotted revving up to merge at 40km/h with the confidence of a twin-turbo V8 but the horsepower of a cordless drill.
Bonus cringe points if it’s brand new — because nothing screams “midlife crisis at 20” like choosing this plastic peanut with wheels on purpose.
Automatic? Of course. Because shifting your own gears would be too much responsibility.
Hatchback? Naturally. More boot space for all that inflated ego.
Typically driven by guys who talk like they own a McLaren but get gapped by tradies in diesel Hilux’s.
Usage: mazda 2 drivers

“Bro pulled up in a brand new Mazda 2 hatchback like he was Paul Walker reincarnated. I almost cried.”
by Isaaacsnotreal May 25, 2025
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Uber Driver Whore

On the Uber driver App, one can spread their "legs" for every option. I can do Uber Pet, Uber Connect, Uber Eats, Uber X Uber XL and in being a Uber driver whore, I can select the "Automatically select" option in the app to continuously be doing a task, never stopping to eat or pee.
Hey man, I've decided to be and Uber driver whore today, I'm not turning down any opportunity to make money and I wanna run all types of trips.
by Twitterisntasfun May 26, 2022
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Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit
this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .
by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021
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