The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.

The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.

“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”

by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

Social Chair

Somebody who likes to have fun who is given money so everybody else can have fun

wow, our social chair is a retard but he sure does have fun

by Stimulantlover73 October 20, 2025

DXRacer red and black chair

The great chair that the incredible Milescraft 01 sat on

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A DXRacer red and black chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Milescraft 01 April 11, 2023

Chair in the grass

People who likes to sit down alone and appreciate nature around them

"I'm tired of hanging out with friends. It is time to be a chair in the grass and listen to the trees rustling and birds chirping."

by ill-paid September 23, 2016

Muskoka chair

A comfy cottage chair, often constructed of red cedar. Sometimes incorrectly referred to by the plebeian term "Adirondack chair", as cottages in the Adirondacks were more accessible to the general population.

He stumbled and tripped, landing hard as the Muskoka chair shattered into splinters beneath him.

by cottagecountry June 29, 2015