office unicorn

That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.
Max: fuck holly looks incredible today
Me: yeah she's definitely the office unicorn
by lachyisded3 July 17, 2017
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Office Tag

Derived from the childhood game, Office Tag is the adult version. Players take it in turns to use ever more cunning and ingenious ways to "TAG" each other in the work place. Great time waster with potentially hilarious consequences.....this is a secret game among players so don't get caught by others or its game over!
We were playing "Office Tag" the other day. He tagged me by msn ... I tagged him by text .... he tagged me by fax ... I tagged him by email. It went on for hours but I think he won by changing the position of his keyboard letters to spell TAG....genius!
by Preggo Chick May 23, 2011
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officeness

A conjunction of NBC's The Office and the word awesomeness. Easily used since The Office and awesome are synonymous.
Dude, isn't the Office premiering in two weeks? That is pure officeness.
by Sara McGillicutty September 12, 2008
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Trap Office

An office where R&B music is always being played on the radio. All the employees inside the office usually sell narcotics as a side job on the weekends.
by Ozgar September 28, 2020
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____'s Office

________'s Office is a House that has words that is cruel or strange it's infinite if you enter the office your word doesn't make any sense help me for apple in days tree apple tree
I entered ____'s Office now and when I talk, I never get any sense.
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Office Quarantine

When any office colleague because of some or other reason keeping themselves little isolated from other colleagues.
Seems you are on office quarantine and keeping yourself isolated from others?
by DrShan February 16, 2022
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Texas Police Officer

Texas police officer”:

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"

"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 29, 2022
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