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king noob

The guy who, in online games, not only is a noob but runs his mouth and calls others noobs. Generates large amounts of satisfaction during end game reviews, where opponents are left with an imperative to mock him - not only as a noob, but as a king noob.
That guy in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars who flies around in a Tormentor all day, or parks the Desecrator in the hanger on Valley and camps hardcore.

"You're all noobs, especially you, "m@sterkill3r"! You're not just a fxcking noob, you are the KING NOOB!"
by CheBourgeoisNoir January 10, 2008
mugGet the king noobmug.

noob train

a line of n00bs in a online mmo, such as World Of Warcraft, who all go to one high-leveled opponent, usually an annoying choob who think's he/she is all that, and teh pwn teh shit outta him/her.
randomguy: last night on WoW, i saw a noob train of gnome's pwn a lvl 63

randomguy2: that was me who got pwned :(
by rjmaster225 January 21, 2008
mugGet the noob trainmug.

credit noob

Any noob who uses his/her credit card to purchase OP weapons or credits as a means of fighting as opposed to using their skill or actually playing the game.
Ever since the new OP weapons were released, there have been more credit noobs lately.

player 1: It's taken me a while, but I've finally leveled up to buy this gun.
player 2: Dude, I just bought it like a week ago.
player 1: I've been playing this game longer than you, and am twice your level. How do you have that gun.
player 2: I used credits to buy it after spending real money.
player1: you're such a credit noob.
by Anonymous reality January 24, 2018
mugGet the credit noobmug.

princess noob

A princess noob is a high demand noob. They constancy demand that people give them stuff. they love free stuff and expect you to give them stuff. They love playing the game even though they know nothing about it.
some fucking princess noob came up to me and demanded me give then shit.
by bobdod December 8, 2014
mugGet the princess noobmug.

Noob Pills

An item that someone askes for in a game. Usually money or a simple to get item that someone of a low rank pressistantly askes for. Commonly used in MMORPG's.
Little Bobby7: "halp! ned moniez plox!"

Carnage Master: "Someone call a doctor. We need some Noob Pills over here."
by OysterCultist October 19, 2010
mugGet the Noob Pillsmug.

Wee Noob

A very small YouTuber that posts Pretty good videos
Hey, do you know who Wee Noob is. Ya I do
by Wee Noob January 17, 2021
mugGet the Wee Noobmug.

Ninja Noob

A queen that everyone should definitely simp for and if not what's the point of your existence
Let me be your door mat Ninja Noob
by I live in New Jersey September 1, 2021
mugGet the Ninja Noobmug.

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