Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head
Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
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Jana * help Jordan (step bro), im stuck in the snack bar
Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt
Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)
Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt
Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)
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Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.
Tommy scored with a NLA.
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A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.
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