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milf

"Mother I'd Like (to) Fund"

Mothers, whether married, separated, divorced, or widowed, that angel investors, syndicates, PE funds, VCs, or anyone else see as successful entrepreneurs and want to fund their startups and business ventures.

These mothers are super intelligent, ambitious, passionate, have grit, and will never stop until they reach their goals. Many of them are executives in corporations, doctors, lawyers, hold higher education degrees from respectable universities, and serial entrepreneurs. The more funding support they get, the more milfs we'll have and they will end up investing in more milfs, creating a milf-growth flywheel.

Milfs are strong, they give birth at least once, and can handle anything! Building startups is a walk in the park compared to giving birth and raising kids, I know it from personal experience.

The milf is setting up an example for her daughters, and sons, to follow in her footsteps and pave the way to make it easier for the next generations to fund their startups.

Milfs are the mothers of their startups. Like a mama bear, they will do anything to protect the startup and grow it to be a successful, independent business, with as much revenue and market value as they can imagine and aim to. They will reach profitability fast, and outperform many other companies, and build unicorns and dragons.
I invested in this milf 's pre-seed round $25k and made $2.5m after IPO
by Reneta Jenik December 3, 2022
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Milf

Simply put, your mother.

longer definition, A beautiful, sexy goddess of a woman, I would give up everything to be in her presence , I would treat her like the goddess she is and devote my entire being to making her smile. Her smile is the most beautiful thing in this entire universe, so please give me her number..
you: what word would you use to describe my mother?

any correct person: milf

you: cool...I guess
by Ratfudgedurmom January 4, 2023
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milf

MILF
Mother I Love Foroughly
Person 1: 'your mum is a milf'
person 2: 'what?'
person 1: 'mother i love foroughly'
by Amelia Bigcock May 29, 2021
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Milf

A mindset, not an attribute.
Self-acceptance and living for the sake of the self, not only make you freer than most, it also makes you a Milf, which is by far the greatest achievment that may be bestowed in a world of meaningless and coddling "accomplishments".
by hindrind May 24, 2021
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MILF

1) Ghazali Jafaar is the MILF commander
2) "Man I love MILFs"

"You support the rebels?"
by Hmm..... February 17, 2023
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Milf

Milf can mean 'mom I love fucking', but I prefer this meaning: man I love frogs.
Liam: Milf!
Jarred: what where?
Liam: in the pond! Man I live frogs!
by Rockythesourboi July 15, 2021
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milf

do you see that milf bruv
by MILF_lover May 25, 2022
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