a person whol doesnt wearr hsoes and probably has multiptle fungases on. hniks feet growingn his gyat sik b ig like takes up he whnole worlfs hes a tghnerisn.
by synonem April 5, 2024

by FTWW October 6, 2023

A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.
My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin
by NotoriousVodkaDrinker69 February 14, 2020

by Bigc0cksucker69999 December 7, 2017

Mi rey, its in the dictionary now so you can't deny that you're the most handsome, adorable, caring, affectionate, sweet, attractive, hot, cute, loving, funny, wonderful, amazing, incredible, perfect-to-me boyfriend ever. I want a future and a family together and I want to see your face when I wake up every morning, and I want to celebrate all your successes and hold you through your mistakes because I love you with all my heart, body, mind, and soul. Will you marry me??
by Demidork7 July 18, 2022

by Gay Mexican February 4, 2022

Martin is hot sexy but he is toxic and do graffiti everywhere HE get rejected every time but he will fine hot girl with big boob and big ass and work every Saturday and sunday
by 818notdickson November 24, 2021
