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martin

a person whol doesnt wearr hsoes and probably has multiptle fungases on. hniks feet growingn his gyat sik b ig like takes up he whnole worlfs hes a tghnerisn.
hey ur such. a martin wbdere sere jur soled whys ut s biug
by synonem April 5, 2024
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Sticky Martin

Leftover excrement or semen on the hands after tending to your lavatorial needs
Damn, there's some Sticky Martin left on my hands and I just started eating.
by FTWW October 6, 2023
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Martin

A German man, typically a boomer who can either be found in the bar chugging on a pint of Pilsner. He either comes from Thuringia or Bavaria. He listens exclusively to schlager or AC/DC; the only non German band according to them. His Humor boils down to either making sexist and objectifing comments towards young women or painfully butchering typical English phrases.
My Dad has gone to the bar again and will likely not return until tomorrow afternoon, he’s such a Martin
by NotoriousVodkaDrinker69 February 14, 2020
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martin black

I big guy with on average an 10 inch dick max of 12 inches
I fucked a huge Martin black last night
by Bigc0cksucker69999 December 7, 2017
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Martin MiRey

Mi rey, its in the dictionary now so you can't deny that you're the most handsome, adorable, caring, affectionate, sweet, attractive, hot, cute, loving, funny, wonderful, amazing, incredible, perfect-to-me boyfriend ever. I want a future and a family together and I want to see your face when I wake up every morning, and I want to celebrate all your successes and hold you through your mistakes because I love you with all my heart, body, mind, and soul. Will you marry me??
Martin MiRey te amo mucho mucho mucho mucho mas hehe
by Demidork7 July 18, 2022
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Martin

Martin is hot sexy but he is toxic and do graffiti everywhere HE get rejected every time but he will fine hot girl with big boob and big ass and work every Saturday and sunday
FRIEND: oh is that martin he cute n hot n toxic.

CRUSH: what sup foo "shake hand"
by 818notdickson November 24, 2021
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