Martin

A man with a dad bod. Most dads with this name think everyone’s moms want him. He likes to change girls like he changes his underwear. You can find him at home watching boxing while swiping on dating apps. If you run into a Martin please turn the other way.
Martin! You don’t even have Netflix to chill.
by Y’all heard November 24, 2021
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Martin is a very Mexican person. He can be very cool and calm at the same time. He often likes to play soccer and tends to be very good at it. He doesn't take no for an answer. He will stand up for himself and all his close friends when he needs to. A Martin is really soft on the outside but when he's had enough, he will really risk everything. Martin is very talkative in class or any serious matter but can be very studious when needed.
Wow, Martin is so cool.
by itsyaboyyy November 22, 2023
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A Martin is someone who never feels any guilt or sense of responsibility. Gaslighting queen. He can hurt you and make you apologize to him. He'll love you when he's lonely, but forget about you when he's feeling good about himself. When you encounter a Martin it's of utmost importance to tell him he doesn't matter and he's not important.
A: Poor girl, he broke her heart again and made her blame herself for it.
B: Yeah, Martin just being Martin
by Nikolym November 21, 2021
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Successful man who is gonna live his best life with his successful friend Pishoy.
Oh my! I wish I was as smart as Martin!
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MARTIN definitely has a huge taint. His No Man's Land has been traveled far and wide. If you know a Martin, respect his taint. Like to beat on things.
Have you seen the way that dude beats his taint? What a Martin.
by Issueality May 13, 2020
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Is the HOTTEST person on the planet and has a cock 2 meters long. He can walk right up to a girl, say hi and she’ll immediately start sucking his dick. A Martin also knows everything there is to know. He has an iq of 300000. Some people prefer to him as GOD.
Person 1: Hey what is gods name?
Person 2: His name is Martin.
by martinthegod69420 November 21, 2021
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Martin is a cool guy who likes hanging with friends, when he is alone in his house, he loves playing with fresh pussies and rubbing them
by Maxoubidou November 11, 2021
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