A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
by Sw00ty November 20, 2017
she is extremely pretty and confident. she loves her horse and has a sister who is always in trouble but still loves her. her best friend's name is Emily. she is always there for her. even though they are always on probation, that doesn't stop them. she is heartbroken this moment and thinks he's dead. she loves him so much its crazy. but his ex just broke up with him. shes afraid if they date every time he looks at her, he'll miss his ex. but that doesn't stop her. overall, shes an amazing girl. you're lucky if you have her.
"look at her! shes amazing. you never know what that mia martin is thinking and feeling."
"mia and emily put each other on probation again" "doesn't surprise me!"
"mia and emily put each other on probation again" "doesn't surprise me!"
by Jadeybabey February 12, 2014
A man with a huge penis
by Djkhaledfannn January 09, 2018
by yourbestfriendrudy January 14, 2020
A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.
There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.
by Peanut1969 June 07, 2021
by JJXZMB May 25, 2023