2 knuckle shuffle

When you have to shit really bad so you shove a finger up your ass two knuckles deep and quickly make your way to the nearest bathroom
If I didn't 2 knuckle shuffle I would have shit at my desk
by Os III April 24, 2015
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ten knuckle shuffle

When masterbating or having sex and instead of using one hand, you use two, hence the term "ten knuckle"
Yo, Samantha gave me the best ten knuckle shuffle I've ever had last night!
by QuinoaSalad March 13, 2017
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German Knuckle Cake

Fisting with a vengance. Giving the anal blitzkrieg.
Chris loves to get a German Knuckle Cake for his birthday!
by Big_Daddy_Shame_Train March 24, 2006
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moose knuckle shuffle

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.
Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.
by Dr. Blue Balls April 26, 2007
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Five Knuckle Shuffle.

The act of masturbation with one hand. Usually only applies to males.
"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."
by Mattaus Muller December 17, 2009
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knuckle-dick

Someone who gets cockpunched all the time.
He walks funny because he is a knuckle-dick.
by Monkey D November 17, 2003
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Bare knuckle boxing

Bare Knuckle boxing is a slang term for participating in sex without using any protection, resulting in skin on skin contact. Similar to boxing without gloves.
Hey Chandler you really should use a condom bare knuckle boxing can lead to pregnancy.
by laysiege January 09, 2010
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