Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

Knee

The joint you walk on

Cats have knees

by Mr. Greg Martin December 23, 2017

Knee push or knee button

A visual artist or light architect, who hands are occupied pushing buttons, and he runs out of limbs to push with...he uses his knees to press the other buttons to go pew or kaboom. (Action)

My hands were occupied with buttons darling, had to use the good ole knee push or knee buttoned to get the other two.

by finlind October 7, 2017

knee on knee

when a sports players slam into each other at the knees, leaving their legs in immediate pain

Did you see the hockey game last night? They went knee on knee and he had to get carried of the ice.

by ōppy October 11, 2017

Lil Knee Grow

Lil Knee Grow is the best CS:GO Player EU.

Enemy team 1: Oh shit! It's Lil Knee Grow!
Enemy team 2: Let's just give up, my dudes...

by Bullshitter42069 October 26, 2017

drunk knee

The syndrome that affects the knees following a heavy night of drinking and falling on one's knees.

That night at Ryan's left me with a bad case of drunk knee.

by Gordon Towns March 24, 2017

snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.

He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.

by Leo Diamond March 26, 2017