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True Karen

Not to be confused with the typical ‘Karen’ this lady is well dressed, considerate, calm and a lover of pugs. Her loyalty to her family is off the charts!
“Hey Nelly I need to be a True Karen and go hunt down my daughter who has escaped her tent! Grab your wine and leopard print scarf, shits about to get real!!”
by NellyKelly30 October 17, 2021
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karen wilson

When your dick has been wanked too hard and it feels like your dick has been ripped off!! Possibly by someone called Karen.... basically your Carrying your Penis.... Karen (to carry) Wilson (Penis)
I saw Karen the other night.... we had a nice time but after I had a Karen Wilson!!
by Rbobby April 23, 2019
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slack karen

Slack Karen’s are the busybodies at your office who treat it as their own social media fiefdom. They monitor all channels, insert themselves into any discussion, and argue with you if you post something they disagree with. Most of their work day is spent in arguments and self-started drama

They are usually very liberal but conservative versions exist too. If you call them out on their odious behavior, they’ll DARVO and pretend to leave forever, only for the cycle to restart the next day.
Person 1: Wow, Cynthia is really upset about the recent election results
Person 2: They are upset about everything; they are a Slack Karen. Do not engage with them.
by Lolwut7 February 23, 2022
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Karen's Diner

Karen's Diner is where you get bad service and great food!
"We want your complaints!" - Karen's Diner
by sprite_373 August 6, 2022
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COD karen

A COD Karen is a video game player who no-one wants to play with. He/She is usually part of a group that wants to get rid of him, but doesn't know how too. They are usually petty, don't know how to stop talking, passive, and think they're the best player out there. Additionally, will usually blame everything on others and/or lag instead of admitting they were wrong. If your buddy is a COD Karen you need a group intervention immediately.
Dude, I hate playing with him every night he's such a COD Karen, can we kick him?
by Twoprettybestfriends February 11, 2021
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God-Karen

She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.
Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*
by UisforUgly August 19, 2020
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Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.
My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.
by Caring Karen April 16, 2023
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