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Colorado Bean Jump

When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.
"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."

Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.
by Bean Duncan November 3, 2017
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jumping the plasma grenade

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.
His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.
by Yabadass June 12, 2013
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dump n jump

A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body
Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!
by JackOffAllTrades95 June 1, 2019
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Jump 'n' dump

When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants
Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one
by ThatGuyWithTheStuff January 22, 2016
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Double R Jump

Another name for a hidden shortcut in a forest/city/cave/race track/etc that for the longest time lays undiscovered, but once someone finds it, word gets around and everyone will try to use it as well, with varying levels of success.

The name comes from a fabled exploit in Mario Kart 64, when playing Rainbow Road, turn and jump just as you start down the first ramp, and if done right, you'll skip a huge portion of the track
Guy 1: There's gotta be a faster way out of this forest!
Guy 2: Follow me, there's a double R jump just up the road, we'll use that!
by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018
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go jump in a hole

An insult given to a very obnoxious person
Land: I know everything and am going to be really obnoxious about it.

Jam: Go jump in a hole
by Djsns December 4, 2013
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More More Jump!

MMJ (short name for More more jump) is a girl group of 4 members from a game called Project Sekai,
the following members are:
Hanasato Minori,
Kiritani Haruka,
Momoi Airi&
Hinomori Shizuku.
Besides those 4,there are two girls from Virtual Singer (also from Project Sekai) to accompany,they are:
Hatsune Miku&
Kagamine Rin.
Their debut song is New edgy idols (I thought it was New edgly idols at first..BUT THO THEY ARENT EMO AND DEPRESSED UNLIKE NIGHTCORD AT 25:00)
Shizuku:how about "More More Fight!"?
Airi:Seriously?!Fight has another meaning!!It could mean like punching people or other violent stuff!!!!!!
Minori:Hmm..A-ha!What about,"More More Jump!"?
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