July 4th

If your born on July 4th your are the most Awesome person in the world! And you let no one walk over you.

Girl: Are you born on July 4th?
Boy: Yes i am
Girl: thats amazing your birthday is on independence day!

by GoogleFactsBirthdays January 4, 2020

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July 39th

The day we have all been waiting for. Shreks birthday.

Shrek’ My bday is July 39th’
Me: ‘I knew it!’

by gigggly pufff October 26, 2019

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The greatest person on earth was born this day, they are sweet, kind, hot, cute, protective, always there for you, caring, and will love you forever, they have the most gorgeous hair and most gorgeous eyes, they are a keeper

"Woah Dominick was born on July 23rd, he's just like it says!"

by Sissy~ January 19, 2021

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July 11th

National Prank your friends by faking your death day

Dude, it’s July 11th! Let’s do this!

by Bay111 July 10, 2022

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The month of July

The month of July is Send Nude Appreciation Month.
The best way to appreciate and celebrate sending nudes would be by sending and receiving nudes from friends, coworkers, relatives, and significant others.

Jack: “Hey it’s send nude appreciation month”
Jill: “what’s that?”
Jack: “ The month of July is Send Nude Appreciation Month. The best way to appreciate and celebrate sending nudes would be by sending and receiving nudes from friends, coworkers, relatives, and significant others.”
Jill: *sends nude*
Jack: “wow! I appreciate that”

by Kmiles5124 July 5, 2023

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