A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
by bsmithers April 13, 2019
Get the A Jordan Storymug. A chill dude.
by SpankMeeDaddi December 3, 2019
Get the Cody Jordanmug. small area in ny mostly farming quite yet can cause trouble. elementary school is good middle school is a mess and high school is ok. but for the most part its small and somewhat ordered
by reeeeeebeeeee July 13, 2019
Get the jordan elbridgemug. he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan
mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing
mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing
mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
by weakling0944 July 23, 2020
Get the mighty jordanmug. 
by camppatches May 17, 2015
Get the Jackson Jordanmug. 