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Failed good intentions

Acting on the good intentions to fuck it all up, failed good intentions
by Mdstanl10 November 5, 2022
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Hang up fail

A hang up fail is what occurs in the least opportune moments where you press the hang up button on a call but because of a laggy phone or dirty fingers the call doesn't hang up often resulting in the person on the other end of the line listening to you for a while after you hang up.
You:"okay I gotta do some stuff talk to you later" *presses hang up, sits on toilet... farts loudly*
Person STILL on the line: "I can hear you"

Hang up fail!

Or

You:"okay, talk to you later" *presses hang up button* Jesus, what an unimaginable BITCH!
Person STILL on the phone: "what the F**K?!"

Hang up fail!
by Twitchingdeadgirl August 14, 2014
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Failed Biden Pullout

A retreat that is such an epic fail that the whole world is in awe of your ineptness and stupidity.
In 2021 Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, leaving thousand of America citizen stranded, Billion of dollars of Military hardware and assets in the waiting hands of the Taliban. This will forever be know as a "Failed Biden Pullout."

When you're humping your former babysitter Jill, accidentally give her a cream pie, and 9 months later, Hunter Biden is born, another example of a "Failed Biden Pullout."
by Google Sucks My Balls August 22, 2021
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On a Scale of 1-Fail

When a comment, idea or situation is so bad it requires a rating on a scale.

Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS
"On a scale of 1-Fail, I'm feeling your idea is all fail"

"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"

"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego

At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"

"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.

Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"
by Phauxed June 13, 2010
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Epic Fail (phail)

Epic Fail:(n)Not your average fail-not just a oops- but a full blown, game over fail.

Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.
Epic Fail (phail)

1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)

2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)
by Meek Meek October 20, 2008
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Epic Fail Wizard

A person who has gained celebrity status from an example, usually in the form of a youtube video, of them epically failing to do something. They have epically failed with such finesse that they have earned respect from everyone and will continue to remain viral on the interwebs for a long time.
"Yo dude, have you seen that Epic Fail Wizard Mark Gormley on youtube yet?"

"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"
by Mottsap April 21, 2010
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Auto-Correct Fail

when the autocorrect on, say an iphone thinks you have mis spelled a word and it auto changes it to a word that seems sexual or just a fail, making a texting conversation akward or embarresing.
"hey bro did you see my dad in the hospital?"

"no what happned?"
"he slipped on the dick and broke his foot"
"LOL what??"
"OH CRAP I MEANT DECK NOT DICK"
"haha Auto-Correct Fail!"
by TheNatu103 August 26, 2011
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