ass ratchet

"Her ass-ratchet of a boyfriend stole her car and ran off with her best friend!"
by Sarabellum1976 September 05, 2003
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Lard ass

An unbearably large chub ass.
I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"
by The best lmao December 20, 2016
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Ass Bandit

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.
I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.
by Dave F December 11, 2003
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ass to grass

Doing full range squats and beyond, meaning when you squat you go a below parallel.
matt: you squatting today?
james: yup
matt: ass to grass or 2 inch rom?
james: below parallel! lol
by martylolwut July 19, 2009
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shit-ass

A term describing an individual who engages in activity with no regard for others' opinions or possible (perhaps even fatal) consequences. The activity often inconveniences others from a mid-to extremely high degree. The person engaging in the activity in question is usually, but not always consciously aware of his or her shit-assy doing(s).
Pat knowingly used the rest of the toilet paper in the bathroom and did not replace the roll. About an hour later, Roger sat down for a defecation, only to realize the bathroom was void of TP. He was forced to waddle down the hallway and retrieve more. In this example, Pat exhibits behavior of a mid-level shit-ass.
by radiCLE citizen April 03, 2014
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kill ass

An updated version of "kick ass".
That new Lawrence Arms disc is kill ass!
by JS12 August 19, 2006
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