Bitch I am A Rapist

May favorite catchphrase to whisper in women’s ears before I violently rape their insides out.

“Bitch I am a rapist” I whispered in her ear. As her face froze, my face grinned with glee. She tried to bolk, so I grabbed her harm and ripped off her clothes. I smashed her pussy hard and fast with fervent lust. Her cries and tears of pain served only to turn me on more and redouble my penetrative efforts harder. After half an hour of fucking and her eyes running out of tears to cry, I decided to give it a rest, packed up my things, and left her sobbing and sniffling. Boy the look of glee and satisfaction I had when I saw how thoroughly I improved her life for the better!

by Bad C dev December 11, 2025

I am Adolf Hitler

What Adolf Hitler says before destroying Darth Vader in a rap battle

I am Adolf Hitler, Commander of the Third Reich! (Little known fact, also dope on the mic!)

by LeWoopyBoi January 5, 2026

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am skizzle in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover January 20, 2025

If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025