Human Crayon

When you continue to wipe your arse but cannot get to the point of a clean wipe.

I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.

by Dodgy Dan June 19, 2022

Human Lobsterism

The "Boiled alive" effect of high pressure, high temperature steam bursting into a confined space and searing the skin off the personnel in said space. Occurs mainly on board vessels, where less than intelligent choices are made that result in human lobsterism. Related to the cooking process of lobsters, who are boiled alive and cooked to a tender perfection. You will want to avoid steamy baths at ALL TIMES.

After a screaming metal sound rings throughout the engine room...
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE

EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"

MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?

by Nuclear Ordinance February 27, 2012

Human Donut

A person who's head is so far up their own ass that they become donut shaped.

"Dude, David is so annoying. He just finished reading The Stranger and now he won't shut up about how life is meaningless. The worst part is he talks about this bullshit like he invented it."

"Yeah man, he's becoming a human donut."

by Atom Smasher August 6, 2014

Human butterfly

When you press your anus against a willing participant’s anus and shit with such force that the excrement goes inside of the second party. The two stand in a way so that the group’s shadow looks like a butterfly.

My partner and I wanted to try the human butterfly, but my balance is horrible.

by Motorpatrol August 1, 2019

Human Grindipede

When multiple people in a line rub their gentials against the person in front of them's rear, while placing their hands near or on said person's hips.

Another term for grind train.

"Did you see the human grindipede at homecoming? There must have been at least twenty-five people in that thing!"

"Oh, dude, I got such a raging stiffy in that human grindipede with Jessica, you don't even know..."

by sexytacoman September 22, 2011

Human Darlek

A hybrid between human and darlek created so the darlek race from the show Dr Who can survive.

Dalek Sec used himself as a lab rat in the final experiment and was turned into a human darlek.

by Finnerty October 10, 2009

anus of humanity

The shit on the bottom of my shoe.

That bitch is the anus of humanity.

In short form - Dr. Ass

by Kelly May 5, 2004