National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.

Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End

by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024

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Homies LL

Wana get knuckle dusted down Llanrhystud

Homies LL wana joint come to ma pad

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

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Homie Hoper Hoe

HHH or a homie hopper hoe is a man/woman who goes after the same group of friends and either has sexual contact or makes-out with them all within a day.

-"Dang Shelia's going after the whole team!"
-"Man she's just a triple H"
-"Homie Hoper Hoe?"
-"Yeah..."

by Universal Knowledge August 31, 2011

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