Chinese Food

Mouth watering, life giving, pieces of Heaven.

House Special Lo Mein and Crab Rangoons... That'll be $12.35

by Anonymous January 29, 2003

Football Widow

N. A woman who must cope with the temporary death of her relationship during football games.

Nothing will draw Stalney away from the TV on Sunday. Jill realized she's become a football widow.

by Julie H December 8, 2005

Food Nazi

A person who tries to influence the types of food other people eat, like to eat, or are legally able to eat. Uses propaganda, taxes, statutes, insults, lectures, and other types of persuasive tactics to achieve this goal. Usually follows a diet that is vegan, raw vegan, vegetarian, gluten free, all organic, fair trade, locally sourced, low sugar, low fat, anti-trans-fat, anti-salt, or some combination of these.

Well, the Food Nazis are trying to outlaw Happy Meals again. Big surprise...

by Volitionx February 16, 2014

Foolie

It’s a synonym for buddy, dude or bro.
To talk nonsense or say something stupid.

“Aye wasgud foolie”, “foolie look tired”,

“What he said? Man stop talkin foolie”
“I ain’t gone lie man, a foolie hungry asf”

by Zeebo305 June 20, 2019

food del freeness

Free food provided by an employee of a restaurant.

Dude, I'm starving and I'm broke. Hook me up with some food del freeness,

by Steve H. March 18, 2005

Fooking Cont

Fooking: another word for f*cking but in politer terms.
Cont: another word for c*nt.
Words that can replace rude words, so that you can use theem more often, without technically swearing.

"Betty, you're a fooking cont."

by x_Shortie January 24, 2008

Food fitting

The act of extending the 5 second rule to fit ones personal speed of picking up their damned food.

person 1: *drops food* "5 second rule!... I mean 10 second rule! 20 second rule.... FUCK THIS 30 second rule!"

half an hour later...

person 1: "1800 second rule...!"

person 2: that's not what you dropped, you fucking food fitting retard.

by dudebizho November 6, 2009