Fairy Chicken

A person that attends an auction but does not bid

A fairy chicken is a builder that went on a Saturday to a property auction and did not bid

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Fairy dust

When someone walks through your fart

After receiving his diploma, Hassan left a trail of fairy dust for Judy.

by BoldNBrash May 31, 2018

Reverse tooth fairy

Where you put a finger in your pussy and a dildo in his ass while you hide under a pillow

Her tooth fell out last night but she did a reverse tooth fairy

by Chupacabra69dude December 4, 2024

fairy cottage broheim

An underground criminal organization centered around that presenting themselves as "closeted" and seeking advice from victims. They use their "straight" identities to cover for their crimes or simply to get more money for prostitution if they are unable to find victims by "being straight for pay". They specialize in murder, rape, torture, larceny, police impersonation, and identity theft, and sex trafficking minors and migrants, and interfering with solving crimes or investigations, not to seek help from the LGBT community. Collectively they all appear to have sociopathy (ex: pedophilia, torture, rape, ect), as a part of their main collective ideology and identity. They lurk on extraterrestrial or paranormal forums often for insights on reclusive or abandoned locations to get rid of evidence. This helps obscure the crimes while their "fairy cottages" are a trap house-like network from the East to West.They have often used DNMs and Tor-like browsers, using for hire services across multiple states. Often the police and FBI appear unable to connect crimes because they specialize in DDOS attacks on police reports, and using connections with telecommunications company employees. "Hello we are the police, this is the police speaking" is a common thing to hear instead of the usual script. They sympathize with the Russian agenda in terms of revealing weaknesses in our communities, undermining the police and the emergency contact system, and destroying communities.

"What happened to your friend?"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"

by Justamazedtheygetaway April 19, 2023

Fart fairy

Melvin

Melvin is a fart fairy

by SAYsomethin February 27, 2020

gender fairy

the gender fairy is what Ranboo is, he steals your gender like the tooth fairy
watch out! he’s coming *intense sweating*

lore: he will steal your gender, height, possibly grass blocks, and your dog

“how do I keep my gender safe from the gender fairy?”
“haha, you don’t.”

by EliasPfft September 23, 2021

vacation fairy

Noun. The pretend fairy that comes the night before a vacation while the kids are sleeping usually leaving toys and books and games for the kids to keep entertained and calm while traveling. It also is an incentive for excited children to go to sleep the night before.

When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.

The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.

by MammaBear April 27, 2019