Duck Dick

Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.

"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"

by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010

Donkey Duck

The alternative to Donkey Dick

You are being a donkey duck

by Donkeyducklover76 October 22, 2017

Gay duck

Cutest duck ever!! Earths best friend ;3

Hi gay duck!

by Earth0690 December 14, 2021

Strange duck

One who thinks they are high and mighty and has no regards for others.

Bruce is one STRANGE DUCK, he thinks he can get his way with others doing everything for him

by Dexter2020 April 28, 2022

Duck Story

A song about ducks. The first one is the best.

Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?

Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023

Duck Fuckers

Pornhub for ducks.

Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!

Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)

Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)

*Later*

Duck 2: So no plans tonight?

Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)

Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)

Duck 1: *shoots himself*

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

He-Duck

A person who thinks they are strong, but they secretly know they are not. However they still want recognition for their accomplishment that required little to no effort.

Kid: Hey Dad, I just lifted a bunch of small branched into the back of the truck.

Dad: Wow! You're a he-duck!

by E Magic July 10, 2012