Double Conspiracy

The ultimate cover up. Exposing a "conspiracy" that contradicts another conspiracy to cover up the pre-existing conspiracy.

Double Conspiracy:

The "news" gets "information" about a "conspiracy" that says global warming is a hoax. This information was actually fed to the news by a group of people who are trying to hide the existance of global warming.

by Atlec December 1, 2009

Double D's

Tig ol’ bitties. Some massive honkin’ ta-tas. A double dose of funbag fantasy.

Bro 1: So... I took Rachel home last night...
Bro 2: You mean the chick with the huge tits?!
Bro1: Bro, you don't even know. I thought I was going to suffocate when my motorboat got clogged on her double d's.

by JugJuggler September 17, 2017

double LP

A two CD or vinyl album.

I just got Wu-Tang Clan's new double LP, Forever.

by Jon Skeezerz November 10, 2007

Double Phoenix

A way to break up your sleep cycles by taking a short 3-4 hour nap in the afternoon and one in the early morning. For example, getting home from work, sleeping from 6pm-9pm and then staying up all night and sleeping from 4am to 7am. Compatible with most schedules, the only thing that requires a small change is when you eat dinner.

This meal can typically be had around midnight, creating a 12 hour time span between lunch and dinner, and making night and day schedules congruent.

I'm never tired and always awesome because I rock the Double Phoenix! I work a day job, but I also have 8 hours every night to kick ass and take names because of the double phoenix!

by Tauru$ June 1, 2010

Double Moat

When you are throat-fucking a female and give her a Wet-Willie in each each ear.

It was late Friday night when I Double Moated this chick.

by DoubleMoatMaster May 1, 2010

double yeet

Double yeet- when someone uses the term yeet, (a word that is usually yelled during basketball or in general an exciting moment) you typically respond with double yeet. It is a way to respond, and also say that something is just great bro.

*gets out of detention*
Sophia: “yeet”
Me: “double yeet”

by Coolbrocool October 22, 2017

double dap

a normal dap is a form of greeting( handshake) where two people bump fists. not up and down but sraight foreward like theyre punching each others fist. a double dap is with both hands, but it is saved for only the illest of occasions.

1:dude you banged that chick last night?
2: motions for dap
1:no dude, double dap
1/2: both execute the double dap

by jimmyisgayasfuckyo September 27, 2008