Double Decking

The act of releasing a bowel movement on top of another bowel movement.

Double Decker
Bismark

It was no surprise that Steve was double decking in the public bathroom.

by Frank the Tank 2 August 6, 2011

double wobble

when a guy puts his arms around two girls sitting next to him

Johnny looked like such a player when he pulled a double wobble.

by Ktie December 30, 2008

Double Blumperdecker

When one person shits in the water tank, preferably onto the ballcock, while receiving oral sex from a partner who is sitting on the toilet, AC Slater style, also taking a shit.

So I went to leave an Upper Decker in Bill's toilet, but Mary came in and offered to give me a Double Blumperdecker since she had to shit, too.

by Tarzanello April 1, 2015

Double Conspiracy

The ultimate cover up. Exposing a "conspiracy" that contradicts another conspiracy to cover up the pre-existing conspiracy.

Double Conspiracy:

The "news" gets "information" about a "conspiracy" that says global warming is a hoax. This information was actually fed to the news by a group of people who are trying to hide the existance of global warming.

by Atlec December 1, 2009

Double D's

Tig ol’ bitties. Some massive honkin’ ta-tas. A double dose of funbag fantasy.

Bro 1: So... I took Rachel home last night...
Bro 2: You mean the chick with the huge tits?!
Bro1: Bro, you don't even know. I thought I was going to suffocate when my motorboat got clogged on her double d's.

by JugJuggler September 17, 2017

Double Moat

When you are throat-fucking a female and give her a Wet-Willie in each each ear.

It was late Friday night when I Double Moated this chick.

by DoubleMoatMaster May 1, 2010

double dap

a normal dap is a form of greeting( handshake) where two people bump fists. not up and down but sraight foreward like theyre punching each others fist. a double dap is with both hands, but it is saved for only the illest of occasions.

1:dude you banged that chick last night?
2: motions for dap
1:no dude, double dap
1/2: both execute the double dap

by jimmyisgayasfuckyo September 27, 2008