doing the dap

An extremely filthy and depraved sexual act, that only really fucked up people would participate in.

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Bob: "You know Miranda from accounting?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's pretty cute.."
Bob: "She's such a fucking little whore, I totally did the dap to her last night. FUCKED her up in all kinds of ways! What a SKANK!"
Jim: "..."

Male thot: "Hey baby wanna get out of here?"
Female thot: "No, I have plans with my boyfriend, we're doing the dap later."
Male thot: "Wanna do the dap with me in the dumpster out back?"
Female thot: "Sure!"

by crazeebml100 May 14, 2017

doing a bedingfield

where a white woman enjoying the company and talent of talented black male singers / artists indulges heavily in extracting the spirit and soul into her self - imbuing herself with their talent in every way that she can to extract every ounce in the most manipulative way - whilst these guys lay back take a big sigh of satisfaction and use her in the ways that come readily to their minds.

"whats that chick after - shes so forward, so damn wanton"
"yeah its a little shameful, but what the hell"
"yeah she knows she's goin to take all the big black talent she can take and more"
"yeah she's really doing a bedingfield"

by mamboo October 3, 2007

the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.

I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010

Doing the Gloria

Good oral sex given by a sexy woman.

Casey gave me some good head last night! Wow shes Doing the Gloria too?!

by Frank Buttler December 18, 2004

doing the door

a way to masturbate
(if you're a girl)

to do the door:

1.get a door with a lock.

2.lock it while open.

3.grab the handles from behind and get a firm grip.
lift up and stable your legs tightly around the door securing your sweaty hands every so often.

4.relax and go down and go up fast and move up and down to yourself quickly.

5.have an orgasim.

i love doing the door, i did it 14 times yesterday.

by Jbn, info from a awesome girl April 17, 2007

doing the numbers

a reference to the mutual oral sex activity commonly known as 69

Dave and Marsha seem to have realy hit it off. I think they were doing the numbers after the party.

by BirdWatcher November 10, 2008

doving

Using your fingers, in a pleasurable way, going from top to bottom, then from bottom to inside, and making a hand puppet of a dove.

So I was doving this chick last night and she totally splooshed all over my watch.

by Bonekracker June 15, 2017