dookie twinkle

when your shit sparkles after you drink too much goldschlagger.

i got so toasted off of goldschlagger last nite, i woke up and dropped a fat dookie twinkle

by granada ladybug December 12, 2008

Dookielicious

A really amazing crap; anything that's great

Man that new movie is Dookielicious!

by MW713 April 14, 2008

doodie bopping

When one inserts a penis into another's poop chute.

"Don't worry mom. I can't get pregnant from doodie bopping!

by A. Naidoo May 21, 2008

Dooget

being a klutz/idiot or having goobish things happen to you

stubbed your toe on a rock like a dooget

by Delonte Westes April 10, 2010

doodie dust

the little remnants of poop left in the toilet after a flush

I was going to use the toilet at work, but it still had someone's doodie dust in it.

by lillyvz May 21, 2011

DookieMama

When a girl straight up shits on your dick.

I heard he got him self a DookieMama.

by KingMadman4life November 17, 2016

Dookie shit

The nastiest form of shitting. That big warm methane gas covered turd that creeps right out of your asshole that feels like it's 3 feet long and 4 inches in diameter.

Damn man I ate some of bill navas's wife's cooking and I have got a serious case of the dookie shits.

by Dr Niggèr January 15, 2023