Cum Snipe

When your jerking of and when you cum, you hit a fly or some other insect/object out of the air

Yo I hit a cum snipe on a fly the other day

Cum Snipe by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019

Cum Breathing Space Dragon 

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.

Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.

Cum Breathing Space Dragon by ChrisCash July 2, 2011

cum stain stan 

The real life equivalent of spiderman, except his radioactive whore of a girlfriend bit his cock while she was blowing him, and he gained the ability to shoot strings of cum from his cock that are strong enough to swing from, you'll occasionally see him swinging around the streets of Alabama blasting people with his massive cock and cum shots, fucking your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter, even your illegally imported pet alligator from Australia.

your favorite cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots, cum blasts, cum swinging, cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia

his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)

you: cum stain stan fucked my underaged daughter again, and i think she's pregnant this time
your now pregnant daughter: he fucked dead grandma last night too

cum stain stan by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022

Cum Ball 

The act of inviting over four male friends, and ejaculating on a soccer ball. The one that cums last loses and gets pelted with the ball.

Bill lost his second Cum Ball tournament in a row.

Cum Ball by THREO May 29, 2011

Cum-a-holic 

A person who loves to swallow cum or semen.
Someone who loves to have someone else cum in their face or other body parts.
A person who is infatuated with cum.

After I give my guy Happy Head, I love to swallow his cum. I'm such a cum-a-holic!
She lets her dude cum all in her face and she enjoys it... What a cum-a-holic!
My cum-a-holic boyfriend likes my vaginal fluids to smother his face when he's giving me Happy Head.

Cum-a-holic by JasminePRain September 25, 2014

Cum in a Coke® Can 

The act of ejaculating into a drinking Cup, beaker, flask, canteen, goblet, grail, Stein, or various brands of soda cans. Permitting another person to drink it (Note: consensually), gaining a certain pleasure out of watching them consume it, or by receiving it.

Wife: “Hey, you know what would be kinky?”
Me: “... Cum in a Coke® Can?”
Wife: “What’s that?”
Me: “... Dunno, I literally just made it up... Holy shit, I gotta put this on urban dictionary!”

Cum in a Coke® Can by Thiccolas Cage October 23, 2019

cum laude 

cumming with great force and war cries

I need you to cum laude so the neighbors can hear, too.

cum laude by bigblueinmysmurf June 9, 2016