colorguard

a group of girls that never really wanted to be a cheerleader. not always "over weight cows" as some people say, and almost never whores or sluts. i have personally been in colorguard for 5 years. i am underweight and i dress conservativly, ask any one. there are some times guard guys but they are often rare, especially in high school guards, they are not always gay but a good percent of them are. if you insult them by saying that they are just wanna bees or whores then be afraid, be very afraid. they can show up any where at any time and the marching band has their backs.

Ashley/ Cheerleader: can you believe that colorguard girl you know she just wants to be on the squad. she'd never make it, she doesn't have the talent.
*Jen overhears her and tells the rest of the guard and marching band*

Next day

Ashley: OK OK I'LL TAKE IT BACK BUT PLEASE STOP RUBBING THE BALLOON ON MY PERFECT HAIR!!!!

by colorwheel360 June 19, 2007

Pussy Cologne

The smell of pussy that can be smelled on a guy's dick, even a few days after having gotten laid (even after having taken a few showers); it's the smell of honor!

(Similar to having been sprayed by a skunk, except much, much cooler)

Lisa uses her Pussy Cologne on MOCO all the time; is she marking her territory?

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Hair color paradox

When one is attracted to people with hair colors other than that on one's partner. When ascribed to a large population, it is when people of a particular region or country are attracted to people whose hair color is rarely observed.

"Hans, I am happy that you are enjoying your time in Ireland but many women are growing uncomfortable by your relentless staring. Kelly told me that it is freaking her out."

"I am sorry Patrick but one rarely sees such beautiful red haired women in my native Germany. This is indeed a hair color paradox."

by Cirdellin December 31, 2009

colonel sander's surprise

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"

Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!

by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009

colonial

a term used in britain to refer to an american person, derived from the british colonies in america.

Dumb: Hey, What nationality do you think those people are over there?

Dumber: They're colonials you dumb bastard.

by qwertyuiop737 February 24, 2009

colorful language

a language viewed as an abstract system used by a speech community, in contrast to the actual linguistic behavior of individuals.

SHIT DAMN FUCK BITCH ASS

FUCKING AWESOME

SHITBAG

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK

PHONE RINGS , BITCH I WAS CALLING YOU BACK ...

DID YOU PAY THAT DAMN CABLE YET!?

"LARRY THIS IS YOUR MOTHER WHAT I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT COLORFUL LANGUAGE".

by 8311jB August 7, 2017

Colonel

An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.

"Bloody hell Danny, watch out for that colonel!"

by Field Marshall September 29, 2009