Clown

A clown is another word for the current person sitting in the Oval Office

How did that clown win the election?

by DragonSlayer1999 December 18, 2018

Clown Car

Like the mini-van (2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back), the clown car involves a full fist in the vagina and a full fist in the ass. Just like a clown car, there are inexplicably 5 in the front and 5 in the back.

I was finger-banging this tripe last night and she insisted on taking both fists. I filled her holes like a fucking clown car.

by M.Doc July 8, 2019

Clownfish

A species of fish that you will look at and scream "Nemo!"

Me: Look! That's Nemo!
Friend: You idiot! That's a clownfish!
Me: Duh...same thing. Nemo is a clownfish.

by Rifs March 27, 2019

half clown

someone who has all the characteristics of a clown (grotesque distorted features, thick make-up) yet, is not funny.

jesus, what a half clown!
or
shazza's an absolute half clown!

by fun junky January 27, 2005

tanmay clown

tanmay clown is often used for a 14-year-old lulli pan whose only fetish is to get asswhooped by chokli.

Hey man don't be a tanmay clown

by riddleThis1212 December 29, 2021

Dancing with the Irish Clown

Masturbation, Spanking the Monkey, Beating the drum, Releasing the One-Eyed Monster.

'Dude, what were you doing!?'
'Oh, I was dancing with the irish clown'
'The door was closed, there was no clown.'
'I know.'

by Resistor.Face March 7, 2010

Fkn clown shoes

Internet trolls- people that have started a small trend on Daniel Tosh's Facebook blog, some are thought of to be inbred.

People who use the term "fkn clown shoes" tend to fill their anal cavity with peanut butter for ones dog to enjoy .

by Crackery August 31, 2016