You'll need a live chicken and two bricks. First, fuck the chicken, then, while still mounted, take the two bricks and smash the chicken's head between them. The dying/dead chicken will thrash about for 30 seconds (or more if you're lucky) giving you a one-of-a-kind climax. Rinse chicken well. Make soup.
by Down on the Farm October 21, 2004
Get the Chicken Brickin'mug. It is a game when one person puts their hand on your leg. They ask you Chicken or go. You say go, and they move up your leg. This goes on until you say Chicken. The goal for the other person is to reach your crotch. If you do not say chicken you win as the bravest person. (similar to gay chicken) This is usually played with same sex (straight) guys.
by randomness83 December 18, 2011
Get the Chicken Or Gomug. A flavour of shapes simular to the in a biscuit range. They are primarily sold in Australia and a company called arnotts which is owned by Campbell's. In a orange packet and thankfully has not changed over the years
John; Hey did you see they haven't changed the chicken crimpy flavour
Jack; that's great the other reforms later ones taste like dogshit
Jack; that's great the other reforms later ones taste like dogshit
by daniel needs saving May 23, 2016
Get the Chicken Crimpymug. completely greasy messy chicken that u mostly get from morleys. u kno its unhealthy u kno itll giv u heart problems .u kno its shit
but ull be fucked if u stop eating it .
but ull be fucked if u stop eating it .
by Jdawgthecool January 21, 2009
Get the shit chickenmug. As with all birds, a sexual liaison must occur between male and female for fertilisation to be achieved. Unlike pigeons, chickens are polygamous creatures, so one male will happily mate with lots of hens, the ideal ratio being about 5 females to 1 male. There is little tact or ceremony on the part of the male. He selects the female (usually the closest one to himself) droops one wing to the ground, circles her then grabs her by the back of the head and climbs on her back. Balancing himself by flapping his wings, he lowers his tail and places his vent in direct contact with that of the hen, where the passage of sperm from his cloaca to her oviduct takes place. The entire sex act takes less than 15 seconds and it appears the most satisfying thing for the female is fluffing the feathers and shaking the body immediately afterwards.
It turns out this is true for humans also.
It turns out this is true for humans also.
by cluckyou October 2, 2009
Get the chicken sexmug. 1) See punk. Someone whose a chicken but also a bitch obviously. Put together, it means an afraid person who still talks lots of shit.
2) Something really funny to call someone.
2) Something really funny to call someone.
- Come here you little chicken bitch, say one more thing and I'll rip your nipples off!
- Yo momma is a chicken bitch
- Yo momma is a chicken bitch
by Battlegroundz July 3, 2006
Get the chicken bitchmug. This phrase originated in 2008 and is an expression for what is commonly known as a "hand job." This phrase is taking over in southwestern states, and is projected to replace handjob by 2010. If one's dick is grabbed, but one does not cum, then it does not count as "milking the chicken." Copyright lance mp 71490, 2008.
by L M P December 19, 2008
Get the milk the chickenmug.