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Cheese-Whistle 

Cheese-Whistle: noun.
~ a very discreetly cautious, highly potent, and fortuitously noiseless fart that an individual manages to execute secretly and completely unbeknownst to other persons until it singes their nostril hairs. Provides the cheese-whistler an opportunity to repudiate culpability or blame for the offense, or to accuse another individual, if so desired.

A cheese-whistle is only effective in groups of three persons or more, as any fart that can be traced to the fart-fabricator is thereby disqualified. Any traceable fart, regardless of the volume or pungency, is by default then down-graded and relegated to a less prestigious status, and the failed attempt wafts into a more conventional average-ass-gas category.

*"cheese-whistle" can of course also be utilized as an insult in a name-calling situation or chat-room conflict.
The traffic signal has changed to green, you stupid cheese-whistle, you!
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cheese on a board

Someone or somebody who isn't worth the time of day.
A trivial, unimportant topic of discussion that should promptly be dismissed for sheer stupidity and lack of depth and meaning.
"These hos ain't shit but cheese on a board."
cheese on a board by Cal_Pal June 8, 2016

Cheese Boi 

A cheeky cheese filled boi or a person of low intelligence
Charles: I wasn't using my brain so my dumb side came out
Moo Moo: Charles you Cheese Boi
Cheese Boi by DogBoiLovesCheese October 16, 2017

CHEESE AND RICE MOONY 

Ena. That's all I have to say.

OKKK FINEEE ILL EXPLAIN.
So basically moony transforms into her other form and ena is surprised so she says- "CHEESE N RICE MOONY"
Search it up on youtube.
Moony: *Forms*
Ena: *long wait*
Ena: *inhale*

Ena: CHEESE AND RICE MOONY-

Cheese Niglet

A little nigga who likes to consume cheese soup with watermelon. Highly enjoys cheesoup soaked chicken and foot fungus as a dressing. Loves stealing cheese in free time. Also another word for ugly porch monkey.
"Watch out! That little cheese niglet is stealing my soup!"
Cheese Niglet by nigero roberto April 23, 2022

cheese bus

Used when something is shocking. Would be used in the same context as Jesus! In fact that is where it originated from:
Jesus->Jeebus->Cheese Bus. Also sometimes used like: Bus made entirely out of cheese!
Jane: Oh my gosh, look at that gigantic tidal wave headed right for us!

John: Cheese Bus!
cheese bus by Joe Snikeris November 3, 2005

Cheese me! 

The exclamation made by the Kraft macaroni and cheese Dinosaur on the commercials... sounds kinky.
Dinosaur: CHEESE ME! (followed by blast of cheese)
Victim: You got it in my eye!... I feel violated.
Cheese me! by potato411 January 28, 2011