The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.
I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
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by Farcical May 8, 2024
Get the spanish blumpkin mug.The reciprocal of a Blumpkin. A girl is on the toilet shitting whiling giving a blowjob to the guy standing up. Reverse Uno Blumpkin!
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Get the Blumpkin mug.In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".
I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!
by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024
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1: BYOB
2: NO CHUDLY BLUMPKINS ALLOWED!
3: FOIDS PROHIBITED!!"
1: BYOB
2: NO CHUDLY BLUMPKINS ALLOWED!
3: FOIDS PROHIBITED!!"
by pickleFOID3030 October 31, 2025
Get the chudly blumpkin mug.When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.
Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.
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