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Champagne Blowjob 

When you make a guy or girl drink champagne (or any cold alcohol) so fast, they get drunk and start sucking your dick so soon that they're mouth and tongue are still cold.
Chris - "Hey FiLL! I got Tila drunk so fast she gave me a Champagne Blowjob! It felt like the tip of my dick was gonna get frost bite!"

FiLL - "Fo rizzle??!"

Chris - "Yeah"
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Blowjob Canvas 

When a girl (usually a guy) is giving head to a man and he pulls away as he cums on to the receivers face creating a beautiful picture or canvas.
Mike was getting head when he blowjob canvased all over Taylors face.
Blowjob Canvas by Brad Allen Pablo November 19, 2014

magic blowjob 

When she passes out with your dick in her mouth.
Last night she was so drunk I got a magic blowjob.
magic blowjob by Merse1 August 14, 2016
An act of awesomeness. Something when performed right, can make any man, straight that is, fall in lvoe with the woman for which he has chosen for a parter. To gve blowjob is not to jsut suck a penis. But to caress with with nothing but your wet, slippery mouth. To make a man not ejaculate, but to reach montary heaven when he spits his lvoe jucices into your mouth. A real blowjob has many aspects, including, the twist, deep thoat, and to soflty play with his balls. To stop for anything even so much as a breath would be unorthadox, so dont stop untill the pearly gates of heaven is last seen sliding down your throat.
"Damn she gave me such a good blowjob im still cumming in my pants"

"Yo, that new girl, i hear she gives good blowjobs, i heard u don't see the tip of your dick for a week"
blowjob by dude its steve January 24, 2004

blowjobable 

The distinction given to a female who you might not want to kiss, but would receive a blow job from.
Shes a horse man!

I don't know, she seems blowjobable
blowjobable by Nopes April 25, 2011

sonar blowjob

while in the midst of giving a slutty girl a blowjob you proceed to ream your cock down her throat, as your cock goes deeper you will hear her gag quicker and quicker the deeper you go. similar to the sonar effect.
i was with this dumb slut lastnight and she wasnt sure if she could deepthroat, so i did the sonar test on her!
sonar blowjob by K Hurst April 28, 2005

Mexican Blowjob 

When a man tucks his penis back and down between his legs. He then backs up and the women sucks it from the backside with his butthole lined up at her nose.
Jenifer gives the best Mexican blowjob
Mexican Blowjob by flarios December 27, 2007