bean seal

A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.

e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"

by Hoothoot131 June 22, 2012

Steaming beans

When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see

Dam the old man is "steaming beans" again.

by Hurricane2 January 15, 2020

Gaga Beans

A pair of very exquisite, shiny, polished round meat rolled into a flap which is then identified as a "hairy ball sack"

"Suck on these gaga beans!" Exclaimed Robby!

by Gaga Bean April 17, 2017

bean mode

When shit is getting brazy as fuck and you let all your worries go away to turn into a full party monster retard.

“Dude that girl said she wants to go home and let me and my friends run a train on her”

“Holy shit dude that girl is in full fucking bean mode”

by ThePlunkMaster September 24, 2018

bean lord

Supreme lord of beans.

Akkey is a bean lord.

by K9RoryRose December 27, 2013

dry beaned

When a dude has already ejaculated so many times that he just shoots a ghost load on you.

"Chad had already came five times that day so he just dry beaned me."

by Harry Fatazz January 2, 2018

Bean Fucked

To take a sac of beans, preferably in a sock, and insert it into your urethra. Works on woman and men, but the term is generally used on gay men. It is not for pleasure in any way, it is meant as torture. However, if your mind is messed up enough, it could be used as a way to reach orgasmic climax.

"Hey did you just see Tim? I heard he got Bean Fucked!"
"Is that why he was walking around the party all sad and grabbing his shaft in pain?"
"I bet so..."

by Dassah December 23, 2016